Funding-carry desk
Extreme funding → a card (bias, size, invalidation) → you trade it manually → we paper-track the last 7 days. No custody. No auto-orders.
Desk is posting extremes now. Teasers are free; private Telegram cards sit behind Trial.
Trial 29 SEK / 3 days · then Weekly 99 SEK for private Telegram cards · see teasers
How it pays
Trade cards · |funding| ≥ 0.05%
Classic carry: long when funding is very negative, short when very positive. Suggested size is 5–15% of equity, capped. You execute manually.
BNCUSDT
Binance
+1.8788%
Short perps — longs pay you (positive funding)
Entry · Market — hold through the next funding print to collect carry.
Invalidation · Invalidate if funding flips below +0.01% or |rate| collapses under 0.939%.
Informational tip only. Not financial advice. You execute manually. No custody, no auto-orders.
SOPHUSDT
Binance
-0.4887%
Long perps — shorts pay you (negative funding)
Entry · Market — hold through the next funding print to collect carry.
Invalidation · Invalidate if funding flips above −0.01% or |rate| collapses under 0.244%.
Informational tip only. Not financial advice. You execute manually. No custody, no auto-orders.
DJTUSDT
Binance
-0.2595%
Long perps — shorts pay you (negative funding)
Entry · Market — hold through the next funding print to collect carry.
Invalidation · Invalidate if funding flips above −0.01% or |rate| collapses under 0.130%.
Informational tip only. Not financial advice. You execute manually. No custody, no auto-orders.
HEMIUSDT
Binance
-0.1905%
Long perps — shorts pay you (negative funding)
Entry · Market — hold through the next funding print to collect carry.
Invalidation · Invalidate if funding flips above −0.01% or |rate| collapses under 0.095%.
Informational tip only. Not financial advice. You execute manually. No custody, no auto-orders.
BXUSDT
Binance
-0.1784%
Long perps — shorts pay you (negative funding)
Entry · Market — hold through the next funding print to collect carry.
Invalidation · Invalidate if funding flips above −0.01% or |rate| collapses under 0.089%.
Informational tip only. Not financial advice. You execute manually. No custody, no auto-orders.
Paper track record · last 7 days · simulated
Simulated. A card is issued when |funding| ≥ 0.05%. After 8h we re-read the same venue+contract. Win = same-sign carry still above the collapse level. Lose = rate flipped past ±0.01%. Flat = |rate| collapsed. Expired = venue missing at settle. Paper P&L ≈ size% × |issued funding| × (8h / interval) as % of equity — ignores mark-price, fees, and actual funding prints.
| Issued | Contract | Side | Funding | Mark | Paper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | SHAZUSDT· binance | long | -0.1519% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | ZSUSDT· binance | short | +0.1555% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | TEMUSDT· binance | short | +0.1592% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | HEMIUSDT |
Raw book (free top 5)
| Venue | Contract | Funding | APR* | Mark | Next |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | BNCUSDT | +1.8788% | +2057.3% | 4.9469 | 3h 36m |
| Binance | SOPHUSDT | -0.4887% | -535.1% | 0.008184 | 0h 36m |
| Binance | DJTUSDT | -0.2595% | -284.2% | 8.9949 | 3h 36m |
| Binance | HEMIUSDT | -0.1905% | -208.6% | 0.008657 | 3h 36m |
| Binance | BXUSDT | -0.1784% | -195.3% | 135.1100 | 3h 36m |
Partial data: Bybit — geo-blocked (CDN)
Positive funding: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. APR* is the interval rate annualized (default 8h) — not a return forecast.
Self-serve
Start with Trial (29 SEK / 3 days) for private cards. Weekly (99 SEK) is the next cycle. Pro (399 SEK) and Lifetime (1,990 SEK) stay available. Tips only: no custody, no auto-trade, not financial advice.
29 SEK3 days · 29 SEK
Telegram trade cards when funding goes extreme. Then upgrade if the desk is useful.
One-time. Upgrade to Weekly when you want the next cycle.
99 SEKper week
Trade cards for a funding cycle. Cancel anytime.
399 SEKper month
The desk setup. Cards, pings, and the full book.
1,990 SEKone-time
Pay once. Keep the radar.
| long |
| -0.1894% |
| Open |
| — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | TUSDT· binance | long | -0.1903% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | VSTUSDT· binance | short | +0.2348% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | DJTUSDT· binance | long | -0.2786% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | CXMTUSDT· binance | long | -0.2874% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | RAMUSDT· binance | long | -0.2878% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | SNXXUSDT· binance | long | -0.3163% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | SOPHUSDT· binance | long | -0.3202% | Open | — |
| 9/8/2026, 8:30:54 AM | BNCUSDT· binance | short | +2.0000% | Open | — |